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• Fri 20 Sep Yeadon Town Hall Gary Delaney View tickets
• Sat 21 Sep Nottingham Castle Comedy At Nottingham Castle Simon Brodkin, Gary Delaney View tickets
• Sat 12 Oct Scunthorpe, Plowright Theatre Gary Delaney & Friends View tickets
• Fri 18 Oct Stamford Corn Exchange Gary Delaney View tickets
• Fri 18 Oct Huntingdon, Hinchingbrooke House Huntingdon Comedy Club Gary Delaney View tickets
• Wed 23 Oct Walsall Arena & Arts Centre Walsall Comedy Club Gary Delaney View tickets
• Wed 23 Oct Redditch, Palace Theatre Redditch Comedy Club Gary Delaney View tickets
• Fri 8 Nov Melksham Assembly Hall Comedy In Melksham Gary Delaney, Nathan Caton, Matt Richardson, Jonathan Elston View tickets
• Sat 9 Nov Just the Tonic Comedy Club - Nottingham Just The Tonic Nottingham Special Gary Delaney View tickets
• Fri 22 Nov Birmingham Repertory Theatre Live At The Rep Dave Chawner, Gary Delaney, Kyrah Gray, Imran Yusuf View tickets
• Sat 23 Nov Birmingham Repertory Theatre Live At The Rep Dave Chawner, Gary Delaney, Kyrah Gray, Tommy Sandhu View tickets
• Thu 28 Nov Potters Bar, Wyllyotts Theatre The Best in Comedy Gary Delaney, Pierre Novellie, Markus Birdman, Cally Beaton View tickets
• Sat 7 Dec Littleport Village Hall Littleport Comedy Club Gary Delaney, Fiona Allen View tickets
• Fri 13 Dec Paignton, Palace Theatre Gary Delaney View tickets
• Thu 19 Dec Ipswich, Trinity Park The Best in Comedy - Christmas Special Gary Delaney, Rachel Parris, Paul Sinha, Matt Richardson View tickets

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Gary Delaney tour dates 2024

Gary Delaney is currently touring across 1 country and has 12 upcoming concerts.

Their next tour date is at Nottingham Castle in Nottingham, after that they'll be at The Plowright Theatre in Scunthorpe.

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Nottingham Castle

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Stamford Corn Exchange

Hinchingbrooke Performing Arts Centre

Palace Theatre

Walsall Arena and Arts Centre

Metronome London

Just the Tonic - Metronome

The Y Theatre

Birmingham Repertory Theatre

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Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world - star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back! One of the most sought after joke writers in the country and longstanding Mock the Week special guest, Gary has been through the laughing glass and he's ready to bring you a brand new show with hit after hit of the kind of one-liners only a master could craft. If you're hunting for snark, Gary's got it covered!

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Tour dates 2024

At 2 venues:

The Plowright Theatre, Scunthorpe

Walsall arena.

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Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world – star of  Live at the Apollo  and sell-out sensation  Gary Delaney  is back! One of the most sought after joke writers in the country and longstanding  Mock the Week  special guest, Gary has been through the laughing glass and he’s ready to bring you a brand new show with hit after hit of the kind of one-liners only a master could craft. If you’re hunting for snark, Gary’s got it covered !

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One of the most sought after joke writers in the country and longstanding Mock the Week special guest, Gary has been through the laughing glass and he’s ready to bring you a brand new show with hit after hit of the kind of one-liners only a master could craft. If you’re hunting for snark, Gary’s gotit covered!

★★★★ ‘A cavalcade of brilliantly inventive puns’ Guardian

★★★★ ‘More quality jokes in one hour than most comics have in their entire careers… Quite brilliant’ Scotsman

★★★★ ‘A master craftsman’ Times

★★★★ ‘One of Britain’s grandmasters of the one-liner’ Chortle

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Date: Fri 20 Sep 2024 Venue: Yeadon Town Hall Price: From £18.04 to £24.54

Plus more comedians Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Barry Dodds , Gary Delaney , Simon Brodkin

Date: Sat 21 Sep 2024 Venue: Nottingham Castle Price: Please contact venue or promoters Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Gary Delaney & Friends

Date: Sat 12 Oct 2024 Venue: Scunthorpe Plowright Theatre Price: £24 Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Gary Delaney , Tony Law

Date: Wed 23 Oct 2024 Venue: Walsall Arena and Arts Centre Price: £26 Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Wed 23 Oct 2024 Venue: Redditch Palace Theatre Price: £26.50 Plus more comedians Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Diane Spencer , Eric Rushton , Gary Delaney

Date: Sat 26 Oct 2024 Venue: Metronome London Price: £22 Just the Tonic Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Gary Delaney , Josh Pugh , Nabil Abdulrashid , Scott Bennett

Date: Sun 17 Nov 2024 Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre Price: Please contact venue or promoters Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Gary Delaney , Kyrah Gray

Date: Fri 22 Nov 2024 Venue: Birmingham Repertory Theatre Price: Please contact venue or promoters Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Gary Delaney , Tommy Sandhu

Date: Sat 23 Nov 2024 Venue: Birmingham Repertory Theatre Price: Please contact venue or promoters Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Tue 26 Nov 2024 Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate Price: Please contact venue or promoters Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

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Gary Delaney to tour in 2018 and 2019

Wednesday 29th November 2017, 4:24pm

• Gary Delaney has announced a new UK tour titled Gagster's Paradise
• He will perform around the UK from September 2018 to March 2019

Gary Delaney has announced a new UK tour titled Gagster's Paradise .

The one-liner comic will tour the country from September 2018 to March 2019 with the new show.

His promoters say: " Gary Delaney returns to the road with another onslaught of lean, expertly crafted gaggery in new tour, Gagster's Paradise .

"Wisecracking Gary and his infectious charm are renowned in the business for a near unrivalled volume of high-class gags in his shows. Gagster's Paradise will be no different. Start those core muscle workouts now so you'll be able to laugh the whole way through without doing yourself some major damage."

The Mock The Week regular will next be seen on TV in Live At The Apollo . He will also be on a new episode of Celebrity Pointless later this month, and continues to write for shows such as 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown and A League Of Their Own .

This will be his fourth tour. In 2016 he delivered There's Something About Gary , which toured extensively around the UK with over 100 dates. Meanwhile his debut show was Purist , whilst his second was titled Gary Delaney 2: This Time It's Not Personal .

Tickets for Gagster's Paradise will be on sale from Thursday via SeeTickets. A full list of dates are below.

2018 & 2019 Dates

Hull (Fruit): Thursday 6th September 2018

Barnard Castle (The Witham): Saturday 8th September 2018

Fareham (Ashcroft Arts): Wed 12th September 2018

Wimborne (Tivoli Theatre): Thursday 13th September 2018

Exeter (Corn Exchange): Friday 14th September 2018

Bromsgrove (Artrix): Thursday 20th September 2018

Maidenhead (Norden Farm): Friday 21st September 2018

Liverpool (Unity Theatre): Saturday 22nd September 2018

Lincoln (Drill Hall): Friday 28th September 2018

Canterbury (Gulbenkian): Saturday 29th September 2018

Chorley (Little Theatre): Sunday 30th September 2018

Reading (South Street Arts): Friday 5th October 2018

Newcastle (The Stand): Saturday 6th October 2018

Crawley (The Hawth): Friday 12th October 2018

Tiverton (Community Arts): Saturday 13th October 2018

Andover (The Lights): Friday 19th October 2018

Leeds (City Varieties): Saturday 20th October 2018

Cardiff (Glee): Sunday 21st October 2018

Milton Keynes (The Stables): Thursday 25th October 2018

Colchester (Arts Centre): Friday 26th October 2018

Brighton (Komedia): Thursday 1st November 2018

Leicester (Little Theatre): Friday 2nd November 2018

Birmingham (Glee): Sunday 4th November 2018

Salford (The Lowry): Thursday 8th November 2018

Farnham (Maltings): Friday 9th November 2018

Kendal (The Brewery Arts): Saturday 10th November 2018

Aberdeen (The Lemon Tree): Saturday 17th November 2018

Edinburgh (The Stand): Sunday 18th November 2018

Glasgow (The Stand): Monday 19th November 2018

Swindon (Arts Centre): Friday 23rd November 2018

Pontardawe (Arts Centre): Saturday 24th November 2018

Southport (The Atkinson): Friday 30th November 2018

Worcester (Huntingdon Hall): Saturday 1st December 2018

Sheffield (The Leadmill): Friday 7th December 2018

Much Wenlock (The Edge Arts): Friday 18th January 2019

Northampton (Royal & Derngate): Saturday 19th January 2019

Merthyr Tydfil (Redhouse): Friday 25th January 2019

Birmingham (The Old Rep): Saturday 26th January 2019

Didcot (Cornerstone): Friday 1st February 2019

Bath (Komedia): Friday 8th February 2019

Masham (Town Hall): Saturday 9th February 2019

Otley (Courthouse): Friday 1st March 2019

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Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world – star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back!

One of the most sought-after joke writers in the country and longstanding Mock the Week special guest, Gary has been through the laughing glass and he’s ready to bring you a brand new show with hit after hit of the kind of one-liners only a master could craft. If you’re hunting for snark, Gary’s got it covered!

★★★★ ‘A cavalcade of brilliantly inventive puns’ Guardian

★★★★ ‘More quality jokes in one hour than most comics have in their entire careers...Quite brilliant’ Scotsman

★★★★ ‘A master craftsman’ Times

★★★★ ‘One of Britain's grandmasters of the one-liner' Chortle

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Gary Delaney is currently on his UK Gary in Punderland tour. Here are some of his funniest jokes to tempt you!

Gary in Punderland Tour

• 50 percent of people who go to watch The Cure actually end up watching Placebo, and enjoy it just as much.
• The study of why triangular sandwiches taste better is known as trigonom-nom-nomnometry. 
• My French pen friend just said ‘Le Monde’, which means the world to me.
• I used to be into ham radio, but all I could hear was crackling.
• I’m never jogging behind a Council van in Winter ever again, he said through gritted teeth.
• Is it OK that I start drinking as soon as the kids are at school? Or does that make me a bad teacher?
• The worst thing about living next door to MC Hammer is the constant DIY noise. I shouted ‘Stop!’ but if anything that made it worse.
• I’ve just bought Spider-Man pyjamas. I hope he likes them. 
• I owe so much money to my herb seller that he’s threatened to send round the bay leafs.
• Apparently ‘Dance like no one is watching’ doesn’t mean ‘With your cock out’
• I bought my nephew a caterpillar cake without checking the best before date, so now he’s got a butterfly cake.
• The tensest crowd I’ve ever seen was at the funeral of the man who invented the Jack-in-the-box. 
• One time there was a fire at a voodoo doll factory and 10,000 people died. 
• Say what you like about waiters, but I think they bring a lot to the table.  
• We can’t even afford a garden, so when my wife bought us a trampoline I hit the roof. 
• My Uncle’s a lion tamer, when he went bankrupt they took nearly everything, but at least he’s still got his pride
• A man ran up to me shouting, ‘Big hole in the ground full of water, big hole in the ground full of water’, but at least he means well. 
• I recently entered a competition to see who’s gained the most weight and lost the most hair. Obviously it wasn’t called that, it was advertised as a ‘School Reunion’. 
• I’ve given up making innuendos for Lent, but it’s getting really hard now and I’m not sure if I can pull it off.
• Today someone told me that I look good with a salt ‘n’ pepper beard, so I took that as a condiment.
• Suggs just asked me what my preferred pronouns are. Honestly it’s madness gone politically correct.
• I tell you what makes my blood boil, faulty spacesuits. 
• I spent this morning swanning around the town centre, I hissed at people and broke a man’s arm.
• I recently took my naval exams. I got seven Cs. 
• Twerking is what a Yorkshireman does to earn T’wages.

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